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 This time of year is normally surrounded by intrigue, trade speculation, and hype for the draft. And there is plenty of that in the lagoons surrounding America's "favorite" city. But there is another layer to the excitement now, too: Mrs. Gator is pregnant! Conceived in the "usual way". Doctors are encouraging the GM and his wife to be "responsible Floridians"

The great mystic Madam Gator, who has had remarkable revelations in the SICHL has predicted that the new gator "will for sure have a penis". Possible names are now being explored, which Madam Gator and Mrs Gator hold veto power on in order to "prevent the Doomed Prophecy" and ensure there is not "a rupture in the space-time continuum" this has had the effect of eliminating many of the names of GMs in the SICHL...(especially the name "Eric" which if chosen would "cause a cataclysmic event such as the universe has never seen").

It is expected that the future SICHL GM will breathe the "fresh" Jacksonville air in early November. GM Dustin intends to continue in his role as both father, husband, and GM.

Mrs. Gator is declining photo ops for the Ladies of the SICHL at this time due to "everything hurts, I feel like a whale. I don't want to take a picture right now, if that's okay". The paparazzi has been honoring this request.